Masvingo's prowling secret photographer with a penchant for taking pictures of couples found in compromising positions in bushes around the city met his match last week when a man he found making love hit the road without giving the slightest chance to show his face.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Zuma wanted Gaddafi dead
“WE DON’T have Muammar Gaddafi today because Jacob Zuma supported his killing. Zuma plotted with imperialist forces to kill an African.”
This is what EFF leader Julius Malema said on Saturday at a rally in Mitchell’s Plain, Cape Town.
Malema urged his followers to remember Gaddafi when voting on 7 May. He said the former president of Libya, killed by rebels in 2011, loved Africa.
THE DEAD STOLE MY MONEY!
THIS robber thought himself smarter than others. He didn’t hide his hot cash in his bed – he buried it in a graveyard. BUT NOW HE’S OUT OF JAIL HE CAN’T FIND IT!
“I would rather die than suffer like this,” grumbled ex-jailbird Baba Niyabo (66) of Port Elizabeth’s New Brighton. Baba said his life of crime began with pickpocketing at the age of 10. “My father was rich with cows, goats and chickens, but the apartheid government took his wealth. That made me seek revenge. I was angry. “I robbed Port Elizabeth banks and paypoints with my gang. “Then in 1986 we robbed a paypoint serving whites and coloureds. It was the biggest robbery in the Eastern Cape
“I would rather die than suffer like this,” grumbled ex-jailbird Baba Niyabo (66) of Port Elizabeth’s New Brighton. Baba said his life of crime began with pickpocketing at the age of 10. “My father was rich with cows, goats and chickens, but the apartheid government took his wealth. That made me seek revenge. I was angry. “I robbed Port Elizabeth banks and paypoints with my gang. “Then in 1986 we robbed a paypoint serving whites and coloureds. It was the biggest robbery in the Eastern Cape
Woman ARRESTED for HAVING Intercourse with Skeletons
A woman was arrested and charged for having sexual intercourse with human skeletons, according to police reports.
The 37-year-old woman allegedly kept skeletal parts in her apartment so she could have sex with them.
The Swedish woman is suspected of using 100 pieces, including six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations” and was accused of violating the peace of the dead, prosecutors said.
The 37-year-old woman allegedly kept skeletal parts in her apartment so she could have sex with them.
The Swedish woman is suspected of using 100 pieces, including six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations” and was accused of violating the peace of the dead, prosecutors said.
Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Prophet says ANC will WIN Because it has Ancestral Supporters.
A prophet who previously predicted things would not go well for Bafana Bafana during the 2010 Fifa World Cup said the ANC is set to win this year’s elections again.
Archbishop Motseki Majake (37) from the Areka Apostolic Church in Qholaqhwe, QwaQwa, popularly known as Ntate Bolele, said the ANC will win because it has strong ancestral support.
Semen makes woman happy
A study has found that woman who are directly exposed to semen on a regular basis are less depressed.
New Scientist reports the researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina.
They say they have ruled out other explanations.
Bafana Captain Khune steals DJ Euphonik’s girlfriend Bonang
Chiefs goalkeeper Itumeleng Khune and DJ Euphonik are both dating some of Mzansi’s hottest women.
But now it seems as if competition between the two hunks has turned nasty!
According to sources, the two nearly ripped each other to shreds when they met at a club in Sandton, Joburg, recently.
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